Mommy wants a positive pregnancy test
She's in hypersexual drive
You are not one of the guys...
She calls it dedication
Young meat is cougar feast
It's time to swipe the v card, bro
Buttfucking is rarely elegant
Holy tits sis, what's with those?
Pretty, but extremely dirty
She takes heavy duty usage
Czech me out eating this cock
Don't leave me hanging like your dad
A date with a damn fine ass
Such a gentleman, aren't we?